We Are the Delivery Men
Do you have something that needs to be delivered? Is it something that needs discretion? Is it something on the “a little worried” side and needs to be done fast? Let’s face it, do you have something very messed up that needs to be moved? Well here at “we’ll handle it delivery service (no questions delivery service) “we handle that kind of shady crap for people like you. No matter how big, menacing, dead, oozing, bleeding, evil, annoying, planet destroying, human killing robot, guys with middle name “the” bullying, something named Weevil, dragons, ogres, undead, werewolves, vampires, big guys named Frank, evil people with breathing problems, and any other really messed up thing you have we can handle it. All except Mrs. Kranybapple. We don’t like that nosey witch down the street. So call us for your delivery needs and we’ll handle it perfectly.
“We Are the Delivery Men” is about two men, Wayne and Earl, who work for an intergalactic delivery service. They both travel the cosmos in order to deliver the most insane things that can be delivered. This will also be an on pop culture references as they will be some of the focus of the deliveries. Imagine something from your favorite movie or TV series being delivered to another pop culture setting and think “what could possibly happen?” This is what they do and the results are INSANE!!
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Favourite photographer: ANY PHOTOGRAPHER THAT CAN KEEP MY INTEREST
Favourite style of art: GOTHIC, COMMERCIAL, CARTOON, AND SHOCK
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Wallpaper of choice: LIGHT BLUE WITH YELLOW RUBBER DUCKIES?
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Favourite cartoon character: I MUST SAY ROBOTECH, OR TRANSFORMERS
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